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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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