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Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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