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Let thy words be few. - Ecclesiastes 5:2

Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Action speaks louder than words. - Unknown

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Since flesh can't stay, we pass the words along. - Erica Jong

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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