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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Action speaks louder than words. - Unknown

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

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What's In Easter?

Texas Easter Bunny

Easter Elephant Eggs

Ancient Shiloh

Easter Egg Hunt

Chocolate Easter Bunnies

Did You Say Happy Easter?

Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law

Easter Yolks

Easter Cats

Egg Hatch Breakfast

Happy Keester

Happy Easter, Big Guy

Easter Egg Drop-outs

Spring Sock Clearance

Kiss-ter Eggs

Easter Tree

Easter Identity Theft

Easter Preparation Down Under

Manitoba Spring

Easter Canceled

Easter Car