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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

By words the mind is winged. - Aristophanes

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. - Karl Marx

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh


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