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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg


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