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Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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