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Drawn To Curiosity

Cardboard box makes a perfect hiding place for the cat

Drawn To Curiosity thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Optical illusions for feline subjects

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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