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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

No one is expected to achieve the impossible. - French Proverb

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

It always seems impossible until it's done. - Nelson Mandela

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing is impossible... we merely don't know yet how to do it. - Unknown

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

To please everybody is impossible; were I to undertake it, I should probably please nobody. - George Washington

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe


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