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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

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A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

I believe because it is impossible. - Tertullian

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

To believe a thing impossible is to make it so. - Unknown

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

To please everybody is impossible; were I to undertake it, I should probably please nobody. - George Washington

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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