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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

To believe a thing impossible is to make it so. - Unknown

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

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