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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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