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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

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Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. - George Lucas

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected. - Anakin Skywalker

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack


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