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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected. - Anakin Skywalker

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner. - Han Solo

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack


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