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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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