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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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