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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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