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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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