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Epic Pi

Historic day for mathematicians

Epic Pi thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

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