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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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