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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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