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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible


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