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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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