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Errington Error

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Daylight is an amazing boost for bravery. - Debra Pickman

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

I will go forward though ten million oppose me. - Japanese Proverb

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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