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Errington Error

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead
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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray


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