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Errington Error

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead
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You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor E. Frankl

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall


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