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Errington Error

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead
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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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