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You exist only in what you do. - Federico Fellini

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

It is inconceivable that anything should be existing. - Celia Green

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

It was even odds that the thing I was the most afraid of didn't actually exist at all. - Steven Kotler

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. - George Burns

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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