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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown


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