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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict


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