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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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