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Face Heater

Keeping your face warm all winter

Face Heater thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba prefers this to Face Book or getting real exercise

Choose between a Grill Face Heater, a Heat Lamp or a Tan Heater

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His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell


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