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Facebook Closure

Closing Connections for Facebook Friends

Facebook Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

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