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Facebook Closure

Closing Connections for Facebook Friends

Facebook Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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