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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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