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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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