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Falling In Love

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart


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