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Falling In Love

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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