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Falling In Love

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I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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