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Falling Picture

When a photo op takes precedence over helping someone

Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Baby and child safety in the kitchen

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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