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Falling Picture

When a photo op takes precedence over helping someone

Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Baby and child safety in the kitchen

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Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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