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Falling Picture

When a photo op takes precedence over helping someone

Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Baby and child safety in the kitchen

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss


Playing Through

Island Music

Arch Enemies

Firemen's Revenge

Pipeline Security

Gun Exhaust

Canadian Food Chain

Flintstone Drum Set

Bird Cage Illness

Grasping Shirt

Lip Clouds

Key Frame

Texas Office Chair

IKEA Food Size

It's A Cracker

Construction Clouds

Milk Conversion

Basketball Cake

Nintendo Auto Correct

Too Soon

Rap Piano

Vacuum Extender

Makeup Mirror

Sun Son Power