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Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Baby and child safety in the kitchen

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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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