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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Live deep instead of fast. - Henry Seidel Canby

The faster you go, the shorter you are. - Albert Einstein

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. - Groucho Marx

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Here's a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. - Henny Youngman

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

What is destructive is impatience, haste, expecting too much too fast. - May Sarton

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go with others. - African Proverb

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Don't run as hard as you can - run as fast as you can without straining. - Jack Daniels

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Type faster. (when he was asked what he would do if he only had six months to live) - Isaac Asimov

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

That’s the thing about living vicariously; it’s so much faster than actual living. - Audrey Niffenegger

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. - Steven Wright

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A.J. Liebling

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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