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There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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