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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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