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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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