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First Shipment

Canada legalizes marijuana - driving around the legality of cannabis

First Shipment thanks to Glen Muise

First shipment of rolled joints heading for Cape Breton under new Canadian marijuana laws

Liberals believe marijuana legalization and regulation will generate tax revenue and economic opportunities while reducing drug enforcement costs

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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