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Follow The Leader

Set a good example - it's the law

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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