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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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