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Vegetarian footprints

Foot Radish thanks to Miriam Bauer

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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