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Vegetarian footprints

Foot Radish thanks to Miriam Bauer

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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