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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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