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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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