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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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