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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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