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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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