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German Efficiency

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

German Efficiency thanks to Heinrich Klauss

Mannerisms and Cultural Traits of Germans

'Germans have a mania for work. They have no idea how to enjoy life.' - Hermann Eich

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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