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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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