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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp


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