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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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