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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Good things come to those who believe, better things come to those who are patient, and the best things come to those who don't give up. - Zig Ziglar

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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