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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Good things come to those who believe, better things come to those who are patient, and the best things come to those who don't give up. - Zig Ziglar

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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