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GoosePrints

Give it a good goose and see what happens

GoosePrints thanks to Jill Harrapp

Oh, I'm such a silly goose!

He tried to give me a goose
Oh, I'm such a silly goose!
Eli tried to goose me!
Why don't you goose the thing and see how fast it'll go?

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He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around. - Christopher Walken

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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