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Graveyard Sundae

So delicious, it's scary!

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

Tillamook Cheese, 4175 Highway 101 North, Tillamook, Oregon 97141

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

'Graveyard Sundae' Ingredients: A scoop of Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream topped with marshmallow fluff, crushed Oreos and gummy worms in a chocolate waffle bowl

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

The Tillamook 'Graveyard Sundae'

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

Mick and Lindy enjoying Tillamook ice cream

Take a free tour of the Tillamook Cheese production plant and enjoy their fine dairy products - it’s Spook-tacular!
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Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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