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Greek Financial Path

Oh we, like sheep...

Greek Financial Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But we've always done it like this!

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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