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Greek Financial Path

Oh we, like sheep...

Greek Financial Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But we've always done it like this!

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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