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Gun Exhaust

Finding a place on the roof for gun control

Gun Exhaust thanks to Barry McCartney

Air pollution reaches higher levels

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Nothing is so exhausting as indecision, and nothing is so futile. - Bertand Russell

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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