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Hadouken trend may be the next Tebowing

Prepare for the Hadouken Meme to take over the internet. 'Hadouken-ing' - where one person strikes either a pushing pose, or punches the ground while others seemingly fly away around them (cf video game 'Street Fighter').

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We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose. - Margaret Atwood

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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