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One slide too far down the banister

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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