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Hand Held Tourist

Little Johnny got too close to a hanging statue

Hand Held Tourist thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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