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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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