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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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