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It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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