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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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