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Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

The absence of desire can be fatal. - Unknown

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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