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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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