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Hanging Out With Friends

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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