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Hanging Out With Friends

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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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