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Hanging Out With Friends

Social networking skills for hikers

Hanging Out With Friends thanks to Barry McCartney

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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