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Head Nest

Staying on top of a bird attraction

Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone


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