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Head Nest

Staying on top of a bird attraction

Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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