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Head Nest

Staying on top of a bird attraction

Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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