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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. - Eric Geddes

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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