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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - R.W. Emerson

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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