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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

I hear voices... and they don't like you. - Unknown

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - R.W. Emerson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. - Dick Cavett

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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