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Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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