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Horse Onesies

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Horse Onesies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Horsing around in sheep clothing

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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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