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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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