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How Do You Wear This? thanks to Keith Blake

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Wearing a Yamaha (Yarmulke) - Archie Bunker

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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