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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith


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