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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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