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I Shoot People!

Winner of the 'Politically Incorrect Photo Shoot' award

I Shoot People! thanks to Pete Mussell

Wedding photographer with a loaded message

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People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

People are either born hosts or born guests. - Max Beerbohm

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. - Unknown

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. - George Carlin

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

The nearest to perfection most people ever come is when filling out an employment application. - Unknown

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

It's one thing knowing you have people cheering you on, yet another to know they have walked in your footsteps. - Christine Magnus Moore

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves. - Bertrand Russell

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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