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I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

People who boast about their IQ are losers. - Stephen Hawking

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

There are two types of people, the prickly and the gooey. - Alan Watts

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

People have been known to achieve more as a result of working with others than against them. - Allan Fromme

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything. - Zig Ziglar

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive and go do it. Because what the world needs is more people who have come alive. - Howard Thurman

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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