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I Shoot People!

Winner of the 'Politically Incorrect Photo Shoot' award

I Shoot People! thanks to Pete Mussell

Wedding photographer with a loaded message

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

The more you say, the less people remember. - François Fénelon

Always be smarter than the people who hire you. - Lena Horne

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo. - Archie Bunker

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. - George Carlin

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

People say: idle curiosity. The one thing that curiosity cannot be is idle. - Leo Rosten

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. - Cato the Elder

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Successful people seek out their futures from the present; failures seek out their futures from the past. - Li Ao

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin


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