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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Busy people are never busybodies. - Ethel Watts Mumford

The only thing some people do is get older. - Edgar Watson Howe

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

Sarcasm - because beating the crap out of people is illegal. - Unknown

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world. - Bob Merrill

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski

Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people. - Adrian Mitchell

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

There is no use offering something different if you don't tell people about it. - Robert Campbell Kidd

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - the Joe-kster

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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