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Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

Superior people never make long visits. - Marianne Moore

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

You must look into people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world. - Bob Merrill

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

People say: idle curiosity. The one thing that curiosity cannot be is idle. - Leo Rosten

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

If people are having trouble communicating, the least they could do is shut up about it. - Tom Lehrer

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses. - Alphonse Karr

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to. - Alan Keightley

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the macarena. - Jon Stewart


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