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I Shoot People!

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I Shoot People! thanks to Pete Mussell

Wedding photographer with a loaded message

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Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

People only ask if you are enjoying yourself when you aren't. - Edith Nesbit

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. - Mischa Barton

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Rejoice that I have lived to see this day, when the colored people have equal privileges with the most favored. - Thomas Garrett

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

It's one thing knowing you have people cheering you on, yet another to know they have walked in your footsteps. - Christine Magnus Moore

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."” - Mark Twain

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare


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