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Iron Ladies

Today's modern woman doesn't belong in a kitchen!

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The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent" press? - Steven Wright

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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