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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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