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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

However long the night, the dawn will break. - African Proverb

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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