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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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