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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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