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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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