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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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