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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill

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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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