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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill

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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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