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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill

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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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