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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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