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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp


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